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Do you have a question about
your faith that only God can answer? Is there a problem in your
life, love, work, or family? Well now you can ask the Man directly
and receive a real answer. --------------------------------------------------- Q. I live in Brazil, and I became Christian in 2003 but I don't know why I have a lot of problems in my life, I need to pay my bills I can not, I have many problems with my brothers and sisters, ....I need to be able , but is very difficult to me. I want to have a better life a better family i need so much a very good Job, and concentrate more in God. Thanks from Brainless in Brazil. A. The reason you can't pay your bills is because you are lazy. You need to work harder and overcome sloth. While I could go on about your laziness; you need to get off your ass and work harder. Forget about your brothers and sisters. They are committing incest and being lured by the Devil himself. They are Satan's disciples now and they will burn in hell. If you were a little more educated you could get a better job. Yet you refuse to use the brain my Father has given you. This my son is your own fault. J.C.
---------------------------------------------- Q. My friend is going through depression and wants to end it all. My question is how to I tell him about you and help him understand there is more to live for? Sincerely Clueless from Cleveland. A. Your friend should kill himself. He hasn't followed the scriptures and the reason he is going through depression is from the wrath of my Father. Either way he was predestined for Hell. Do him and the world a favor and buy him a gun. J.C. --------------------------------------------- Q. Are you hung? Horny in Houston. A. Lust is something not to play around with. I will personally see to it that you never enter the gates of Heaven. J.C. --------------------------------------------- Q. Well I'm asking if it's ok to have sex at 14. A. It's never okay to have premarital sex. These rules are laid out very clearly in the scriptures. Your "boyfriend" will burn for his actions. He is trying only to have sex with you and will dump you after the third time. My advice is you are a very naive girl that needs some discipline for even thinking that it would be acceptable. J.C. ------------------------------------------ Q. Is it wrong 2 listen 2 secular music? Fool in Finland. A. No. Personally; I love Pantera and Iron Maiden myself. J.C. -------------------------------------------
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